Cars

There once was a car named Billy. Billy didn't want to drive anymore. He only wanted to dance along the road like a human. Until one day while Billy was sleeping, a swirl of magic with only the word "HUMAN" on it, swirled right over to Billy and touched him on the nose.

Then when Billy woke up, he found himself a human, sleeping in a bed! Billy was all wet and sweaty, but he still could walk and talk. His voice was very, very, very like grease sliming against wet clothes. And was very wet. His voice was like every yucky thing you could imagine, since he had just been turned into a human. And he had to go to the hospital immediately because he had lots of gasoline and motor oil in him.

And when he was driving back home, he accidentally ran over a skunk and all the windows were down and the skunk sprayed him, so he was all stinky! Then he had to drive straight home and fill up a huge pot with tomato juice and jump in and take a scrub brush and scrub all over very very good. And plus he had to lie down and rub himself all over the very clean tomato juicy pan. But then Billy woke up and found himself just a car again!

Love,
Caroline